Posts Tagged ‘Monkee’
Dorky Guffaw in the Press Pit
Dorky Guffaw is a Rock Journalist. Of course, he is a Journalist as well as a Rock, but calling him the former will swell his gigantic head up in proportion just like a red giant is formed out of a dying star, and calling him the latter will just make him go off on one of his customary random tangents about Simon and Garfunkel songs, of which he [...]
Jumbo King!
We pledge to make the Vada-pav world class! Thus sayeth the caption of the poor man's McDonald's, Jumbo King, which specializes in the selling of a limited menu of vada-pav and its variants. Anyone who has been to Mumbai (even in transit) and hasn't eaten vada pav deserves do die a painful death. There is enough and more info about this [...]
Fatwa Time!!
Who says only Islamic Scholars can issue Fatwas? There is enough going on out there in my world that would prompt me to issue death sentences to people based on their transgressions that they might consider as peccadilos, but in my rule book are heinous crimes committed against my sensibilities.I am the law, and in my own little head, when I ride [...]
Funny and Profound
Sometimes, the best kind of statements come up during impromptu g-talk conversations. One such is as follows, and was put by Abe, (like in Abhimanyu, as opposed to a dead ex-US President): I wish I could get a firefox extension to convert short-hand text like '4u' to 'for you' To stoke the fire furthermore, Monkee had his two paise to add [...]
More Priceless Fundaes
I had, earlier this year, posted on my livejournal something that sounded like a mastercard ad, to quote what was priceless. Some other similar experience 'have been happened' to me last evening. --> DSP tetra pack alcohol with club soda and snacks - INR 280 --> Dinner at Beijing Bites - INR 125 --> Hanging out with good friend, listening [...]
