Posts Tagged ‘al jaljira’
The Prodigal Customer (a.k.a Hair Yesterday, Gone Today)
(Warning: Long post, but I had a lot of fun writing this!)The tremors vibrating through his entire body became more and more evident the closer he came to his final destination. It had been a whopping four hundred and eighty one days since his last visit, and he was well aware of the fact that the day of reckoning had finally arrived.An arbit [...]
Dorky Guffaw in the Press Pit
Dorky Guffaw is a Rock Journalist. Of course, he is a Journalist as well as a Rock, but calling him the former will swell his gigantic head up in proportion just like a red giant is formed out of a dying star, and calling him the latter will just make him go off on one of his customary random tangents about Simon and Garfunkel songs, of which he [...]
I’ve Had Enough
It is seldom that this LJ or the blog that I maintain suffers from a want of words, that would prompt me to quote from other sources and use the content to fill up a post or two and the only other instance during which I have done that was when I put up a post titled An Insomniac's Lament. The time to do so, seems to have dawned yet again, this [...]
Dorky Guffaw’s Local ‘Training’
Dorky Guffaw was about to die a horrible death.Or so he thought. Standing there within the compartment of a slow local train bound from Thane towards CST, he was supposed to get off the train at Dadar. The train had just slowed down to a halt at the station, and the people within the crowded train were pushing and shoving each other in order to [...]
Philips Top 10
Just the other day, when I was headed towards Koramangala on the bike after office, I had the FM radio plugged into my ears via my mobile handsfree and was listening to Radio Indigo. Rohit Barker's Cruise Control was on air, and he was playing some decent songs such as 'We didn't start the fire' and some other songs that I liked that he [...]
Traffic Fatwas!!
Edit: This post has been updated to include 5 fatwas instead of 4 that you might've read previously. If you're reading this the first time around, apologies for having made you read two extra sentences.After that vitriolic tirade that involved my wanting to kill four different types of people with irritating habits which, if implemented would cut [...]
Fatwa Time!!
Who says only Islamic Scholars can issue Fatwas? There is enough going on out there in my world that would prompt me to issue death sentences to people based on their transgressions that they might consider as peccadilos, but in my rule book are heinous crimes committed against my sensibilities.I am the law, and in my own little head, when I ride [...]
"Mysore Mallika"
Here is a post, that I have put up to offer certain clarifications. A study of my sitemeter statistics have shown that my most popular post is the one that has the keyword 'Mysore Mallika' in it, and even doofuses from the British Telecom proxy server have been googling it to try and locate it.I'm from Mysore, and I wish to inform you that THERE [...]
