‘nonsense’ Archives
My Idea of a Perfect Marriage Proposal
You read the title right, I will admit. This is probably the first time I am using the M-word in a self-referential context. My idea of a perfect marriage proposal involves only two things - engaging in the act of genuflection and giving the girl who makes me feel like the luckiest man on the planet a soft toy to signal that I would like for [...]
WishMobile!
So I want a mobile device that can do multiple things at once. I was lazing on my bed, reading a book right now and I had to get up to walk to my table a metre and a half away to pick up the remote for my air conditioner to increase the temperature since it was getting quite chilly. If my mobile could also double up as an air conditioner [...]
Search Engine Queries – 4th September 2009
On popular demand by one person, a certain Nishit Desai, this series is back with a bang. I've not had much of a chance to track all the studmax searches that have led people to my humble (not!) website, but here's a sample of the more amusing and somewhat disgusting searches that people have keyed in to get here. I wish Peter Pan were [...]
Search Engine Queries – May 1st to May 13th 2009
Its been a while since I've managed to come up with this nonsensical list of search engine queries that have led visitors to my site. No excuses, I've been plain lazy. Nonetheless, I've come to realize that if I use tags to indicate said asinine queries, the odds of more people coming to this site thanks to searching for those stupid strings [...]
Pure Evil Me
Identity protected for I don't want to be sued. But such joy. I like the guy I dissed, though.
Search Engine Queries – 5th Feb to 9th March 2009
Yes, it is that time again when I've got nothing to post on my website, for some strange reasons. I have all the time in the world, after having quit my job, but the writing machinery refuses to function, causing profound sighs of relief among all those who've inadvertently stumbled upon new nonsense on my website. After being unemployed, I am [...]
Thika United F.C.
Now this is a football club who's t-shirt I would love to wear and walk down MG Road. For those that don't know, 'thika' refers to buttocks in Kannada and was a word I learnt and used copiously during my time in school, from class 5 onwards. Having graduated to using bowel language in English, the usage of Kannada curse words has come down [...]
Search Engine Queries 20th Jan 09 – 4th Feb 09
The recurring theme of this particular set of posts, as I have previously specified, is due to the inherent arbit craziness of the denizens of the world wide web, who seem to take pride in typing out the weirdest of search strings that lead to my website. Here is a list of the top searches this fortnight. Dawood Ibrahim personal [...]
