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Wednesday May 23rd 2012

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Violet. Indigo. Blue. Green. Yellow. Orange. Red. Transparent!

“Red!”, he said, grinning widely as he walked past Pooja, who gave him a dirty stare reserved for the most lecherous of men.

Perplexed, he walked along the corridor and repeated said action with Divya. “Skin colour!”, he said and had a near death experience when she slapped him and this almost resulted in him being decapitated by the force exerted in her action.

He walked along to class, twice bitten and mouth shut, wondering why it was ok for those women to discuss what colour their bra was in public, but that he was mauled for it merely because he said what was on their facebook status message back at them.

The times are changing, or are they really?*

PS – My dear cousin, Devrat wants to raise awareness of testicular cancer by doing something similar with male underwear, based on his last facebook status.

Well, here goes – Brown checks in a Tartan pattern. Yes, they make boxers in psychedelic colours. Go figure!

*Incident depicted above is fictitious and any resemblance to anyone living or dead is because you’ve got a warped, perverted mind and only the hot shrink lady next door can save you.

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