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Search Engine Queries – 5th Feb to 9th March 2009

Yes, it is that time again when I’ve got nothing to post on my website, for some strange reasons. I have all the time in the world, after having quit my job, but the writing machinery refuses to function, causing profound sighs of relief among all those who’ve inadvertently stumbled upon new nonsense on my website.

After being unemployed, I am strongly contemplating getting visiting cards done, which say, “Owner, harishenoy.com” and using them as and when the occasion demands it. More often than not, it will be for a joke or a prank. 

In any case, after the initial introduction, here’s a compiled list of incredible search results that led a few hapless souls onto my site.

  • manmohan singh forgets srk’s movie name
  • miss inox clothes
  • what is the pain on my gluteus?
  • valentines day protests by ram nene
  • i finished all the juice
  • song on modesty for class assembly
  • vijay mallya’s women
  • fatwa on leverage
  • pramod mutalik gay
  • madhuri dixit photo no were clothes.com
  • photos of teens showing their armpits
  • my favourite ghajini

And there will be more to follow. I think I’ll make it a monthly segment from now on. There are a few posts pending here and there, and they will be up soon after I’m done doing the cover story for Rock Street Journal’s March issue. Do watch out for that. The reason that gets priority is because while the website gets me hate mail which I love reading, the magazine gives me the monies, which I love counting. Just that the counting process gets over quite early, but I’m not complaining.

And while we’re at it, check out the all new look Rock Street Journal 15th anniversary issue out in stands now. Reuben Bhattacharya, our creative head has done a stunning job to put the magazine together. The layout is to die for!

More nonsense in the days to come. Until then, in Prem Panicker style, *woof*.

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