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Search Engine Queries – 13th to 20th January 2009

So I’ve decided to come up with this new category called ‘Nonsense‘ on my website.

Not that the other stuff isn’t, but this one is the crème de la crème out of all the other crap out there.

I like to keep track of the total number of visitors on my website, and one of the advantages of such a statistics tracker is that search engine keywords are shown, and I am quite shocked and awed by the search strings that people key in to get here.

The top 10 for this week (in random order):

  • Skimpy Ashoka
  • Hippy Cane
  • Is Bangalore and Mangalore same place?
  • vijender singh can’t speak
  • “based out of” meaning
  • juicies in Palestine
  • cool female nicknames for women
  • chewing gum and pig
  • angela gossow underwear
  • are the scorpions nazi

More to follow next week

Reader Feedback

4 Responses to “Search Engine Queries – 13th to 20th January 2009”

  1. ruSh.Me says:

    Arrivals at my blog searching for:


    ajmal kasab in egg shell
    your meals beat bgh
    andy warhol
    paulo ribas palm beach princess
    IndyAct Anti Fur

    WHAT ALL THINGS PEOPLE GOOGLE????? :(

  2. Hari says:

    @ruSh.Me,

    Well, you should have a separate set of posts which document what junta have googled for to get your site, and call it nonsense as well.

  3. az says:

    admit it. you made that up.

  4. Hari says:

    @chechi,

    K.

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