Comments on: Millionaires of India, Unite !!!

By: Hari

Hari — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 07:38:28 +0000

By: Hari

Hari — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 07:38:02 +0000

@Chevalier,
I’ll take your word for it if you blogroll me.

By: Your amma

Your amma — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 05:21:55 +0000

You are such a fucking misogynist flaccid cock. Frida Pinto and Luvleen Tandon are the names you cannot seem to remember. How is it that you have infinite mental capacity for producing vomit inducing puns like rock you like a ‘hari’cane, but cannot remember any of the women involved in this movie? And seriously, dude? Rock You Like a Haricane? What were you thinking? Did you expel good taste also when you were beating off with your fundoo friends? Go suck some supermax tunne you cockchoosoing colostomy bag.

By: Chevalier

Chevalier — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:08:28 +0000

Oh c’mon. I’d just seen this. God promise, and by god ki kasam.

By: Hari

Hari — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:30:54 +0000

@Chevalier,
Respect.

Real smooth considering you took like 4 days to come up with something so ‘funny’ that I’m overawed by the extreme original sarcastic wit you’ve displayed.

*applause*.

By: Chevalier

Chevalier — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:07:38 +0000

Meh, I protest your petition as it is incomplete and can lead to grave misinformation. These are just some of the problems with it:
#1: “We have worked hard for our millions, and it seems unfair to be socially bracketed along with non-millionaires”:
It is indeed insulting for some of us to be classified with anyone who has worked hard for anything. I demand another petition be filed for the millionaires who do not, have never and will never worked, hard or otherwise. To paraphrase several Jane Austen characters: “to be in *TRADE*??? Ew.”
#2: “think it would be a good idea to get more of our kind to sign this particular petition so that us rich people”:
Umm…we rich people and millionaires ‘autograph’ things, not necessarily ‘sign’ anything. Seriously. And also, we have people who do all our paperwork for us, including and not limited to getting us driving licenses, passports, etc., so we don’t sign anything ever.
#3: “We need to show the world that we can get mileage out of a successful movie should we feel like it.”:
Why the narrow lens? We can also get mileage out of unsuccessful movies – why have they been discriminated against? Therefore I suggest that we file petitions for Roop ki Rani Choroon Ka Raja, and every movie that has depicted millionaires, Hindi, English, or in any other language, in any country. This needs to be a class-action petition.
#4: “Let us join hands in ensuring that we millionaires aren’t treated shabbily”:
Umm….no thanks. Who knows when you’ve last washed your hands.
#5: “simply because we’ve worked hard to get where we are”
Again. See #1 above.

And once you’ve updated this, please send the link to my people so they can take a look at it and autograph on my behalf.

By: Hari

Hari — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:21:20 +0000

@Devrat,
doesn’t matter who it was made by. First half was good fun to watch. Second half was bordering on the ‘meh’. I liked Vikas Swarup’s Q&A much better though.

Eminently enjoyable.

By: Hari

Hari — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:20:36 +0000

@gaurav,
I respect your opinion, but my post is making fun at opportunistic people, and doesn’t really take a stance beyond commending people who have INR 2.3 in their pockets.
I don’t care what other people think of us as, or percieve us as. We are as good or as bad as we think we are.

’nuff said.

By: Devrat

Devrat — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:08:00 +0000

if this film had been made by some dark skinned aforementioned millionaire, it would have been thrashed by the critics, released in some single screen theatres, and vanished without a trace.
The only thing i found worthwhile in the movie was saurabh shukla’s first dialogue

By: gaurav

gaurav — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:18:17 +0000

hello. i just completely agree with you. slumdog is shit.Do we need a movie to know whats happening in our country ?stop defaming the nation.Is india just about the slums , selling kids , or the taj.And who gave anyone the right to call it a developing country.And the murkiest things happen in the most developed countries..Stop accepting crap as art.
We are a youth force.Can you contact us.
YFI.urban revolution.