Rocking in the Free World

So I saw this on someone’s google reader shared items (most likely that of Mohit‘s) but figured it had to get on my website nevertheless.

It is indeed a serious concern in these grave times that hardcore fundamentalist radicals are calling for the death of all juice. Mercifully, they added the Zionist word later on, in brackets, but it doesn’t undermine the threat that juice face all over the world.

There are many kinds of juice all over the world, and even India has a substantial presence, especially in Bombay with a smattering of juice present in Kerala as well. I’ve seen first hand evidence of juice presence when I had been to Matancherry in Cochin, circa May 2006.

Had the Third Reich under Hitler reached ascendancy, this moronic retarded fundamentalist carrying the placard wouldn’t have been the media darling that he currently is, for the Nazis would’ve finished all the juice themselves, leaving no juice for this spazzo and his other cronies.

Then the world would have to drink only water and alcohol. However, I must thank God for all the small mercies he has bestowed upon us. My world would be utterly lousy in the absence of grape juice, sugarcane juice, lemon juice and other juice that have little or no Zionist affiliation.