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Making up for Lost Time

On the second Saturday of March this year, I was out in the evening to watch this movie titled ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’ at a cinema hall in downtown Seattle. After the movie was over, I was still in no mood to return home. Thus, I made a beeline for my favourite bar there, at the Capitol Hill Arts Center, and was sipping on a mug of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, when at 00:59, the bartender changed the timings on the clock to 02:00, and most other people present suddenly engaged themselves busily in resetting their watches as well.

I was initially puzzled at this, but I suddenly realized that everyone was now switching over to daylight saving time, and Pacific Standard Time (PST) had now become Pacific Daylight Saving Time (PDT). The entire nation had moved ahead by an hour, and I was inadvertently caught in the middle of it all, not having experienced this previously in 25 years of my existence.

The repercussions of this change were soon to follow. In my last two weeks there, I had to wake up an hour earlier, and given how late I used to sleep, it was quite a task. But there were enough and more relevant motivating factors that prompted me to do so, without much trouble.

However, when I got back home, it dawned upon me that I had lost an hour of my life forever. I did not see 01:00 to 01:59 in the wee hours of 9th March 2008 for no fault of mine. I want that hour of my life back.

The only way this can be accomplished is by being in some place that is already running on DST and then being present there when they switch back to their regular time. However, if, due to circumstances, I am unable to travel to any place and be present when the switch back takes place, I’d like it if someone were to sponsor my trip.

I did gain an extra day by crossing the International Date Line onward to the US, but lost it again when coming back home. This meant that I had two days of my life which had the date 9th February 2008, and no day which had the date 24th March 2008, but since the total number of days evens out, I am not complaining.

Maybe I can go ahead and start an NGO, inspired significantly by Aadisht, called – ‘I want my hour back‘, which will ensure that whoever has been a victim by losing time due to the DST switch over gets to be regain it during the switch back.

This problem would, I realize, be compounded further when the person has experienced N DST switch overs, and less switch backs, but those complications can be remedied on a case by case basis.

The theme song for this NGO, if anyone would bother to compose it, can be sung to the tune of ‘Life is a Lemon’ by Meatloaf. If anyone wants to implement this idea, go ahead, please, knock yourselves out.

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4 Responses to “Making up for Lost Time”

  1. skimpy says:

    if you are talking about non-profit organizations, the song can be “life is a lehman”.

  2. Hari says:

    @skimpy,
    I am talking about non-profit organizations, but also about organizations whose balance sheets are not in the red. (Jargon are there)

    The Meatloaf song goes – ‘life is a Lemon, and I want my money back’. But would be equally applicable even if you substituted lemon by Lehman.

  3. Monkee says:

    On the other hand…

    On 29th October, 2006, I was late getting to Rotterdam Centraal to catch the 10:46 Inter City to Bruxelles, and I missed the 9:46 Inter City instead.

    I still owe that hour to Europe.

  4. Hari says:

    @Monkee,
    Oh well, you should start a new NGO titled ‘I want to give my extra hour back’ and unleash like naayi thereafter.

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