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Tuesday May 22nd 2012

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  • Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Joaquin Phoenix mustache smiley ------> :-!) 14 hrs ago
  • Highly impressed with @wtsindia coverage of pan-India gigs. 16 hrs ago
  • Plotting a transport solution for the Lamb of God concert with @Overtureindia macha, Arpan Peter. 1 day ago
  • "You're a Maoist student" is the new "screw you guys, I'm going home". #SouthPark 1 day ago
  • I have a theory. Maybe Didi didn't understand the accents that the Presidency girls were asking questions in and wanted to just weasel out. 1 day ago
  • RT @shenoyn: RT @GabbbarSingh: In 2035 Pakistan will ban Pencils. 1 day ago
  • Oh, and as last working date approaches, BB data plan has been brought on and twitter activity has been upped massively. 1 day ago
  • This has been a mega damaar week so far as movie viewing was concerned. Dark Shadows and Department. Both D-grade movies. Such #fail 1 day ago
  • There's retards near Blr railway station slums that throw stones at trains for cheap thrills. I wish I had a shotgun. For cheap thrills. 1 day ago
  • 1. Setup morse code machines in Pakistan 2. Let people put tweets in dots and dashes to me 3.charge data entry fee 4.??????? 5.Profit! 1 day ago
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It is an acknowledged fact of life that northie womans who wear glasses look hot. Basically, on a personal level, women that wear glasses look hot in any case considering the fact that people like me associate intelligence with being hot and glasses go a long way in contributing towards it.

This brings us to the fundamental grouse that most people have about how it is that womans from north India in general look stunningly hot until they open their mouths and actually start speaking, in which case the most prudent course of action to actually take a 180 degree turn and run away in the other direction. If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the interest of social science, I would recommend that you actually attempt to strike up a conversation with someone who clearly falls under the aforementioned catetogy.

Of course, as it is the case in every rule, exceptions are present. But I have been unfortunate to have not encountered anyone who is an exception to the rule I have concocted. I am kinda thankful for that in some really weird way, maybe.

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