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"Mysore Mallika"

Here is a post, that I have put up to offer certain clarifications. A study of my sitemeter statistics have shown that my most popular post is the one that has the keyword ‘Mysore Mallika’ in it, and even doofuses from the British Telecom proxy server have been googling it to try and locate it.

I’m from Mysore, and I wish to inform you that THERE IS NO SUCH CLIP. The clip you’re looking for is ‘Mysore Mallige’, but that is old hat. Now, there have been sequels, that star the children of the couple that were featured in the original video. Yes, it is that old, and the neighborhood video rental store would probably have more raunchy and exciting stuff.

This is just to tell you not to use your work ISP to check for this clip. Doing so will increase your chances of getting fired from your job from about 1 in 10,000 for incompetence and lack of libido control to about 1 in 0.005 for being a complete and absolute retard. Your call.

I had written a post onceupon a time ago when I was enthralled by the search keywords that directed people towards this blog, and that had included Mysore Mallika for some strange reason. That post by itself was enough to catapult search engine hits into the big league as idiots kept on piling up each week, clicking on my humble blog in order to see what it was that this poor little ranting space of mine held that could potentially titillate them.

No Mysore Mallika here. Go away. Shoo!

Uncle Shyam (your company’s sys admin) wants you.

PS: The coupious usage of that two worded phrase in the title, and having peppered it all over this post will have the opposite effect and increase the page ranking of this post.

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2 Responses to “"Mysore Mallika"”

  1. TheQuark says:

    Somehow when the aforementioned piece of imagery traveled up the longitude it got transformed from Kannada word Mallige to Mallika

    Blog tracking sites provide interesting data as you can know about the passive watchers and map the virtual to the real and sometimes it is funny the way weird google searches lands up at your blogsteps.

    BTW Uncle Shyam was hilarious!

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