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India’s Hottest

One of the crappiest things that I have come across in recent times on TV has been an ad on Channel V, about how your photographs will be featured on one of their shows if you upload it onto the site – Indiashottest.in or something.

This will spur the mall rats (who don’t go there for the sole purpose of visiting the bookstores) and the other arbitly horrible dressers to further go out on a limb in so far as furthering their atrocious dress sense is concerned and as if it wasn’t lousy enough to see such people in very select avoidable places, now they have to invade my living room if I put on channel V.

Those random fake stone-washed jeans that look like shit stains have been rubbed on them in strategic places, those really lousy captioned t-shirts and all the other pieces of clothing that make anyone sensible in their vicinity construct comic-strip like thought bubbles that spell out “what were you thinking??” are all in vogue in the aforementioned avoidable places.

There is a distinct possibility of it being a “grapes are sour” case, for I don’t think I would ever make it on that list even on the day that I would look my best. Not that I care, the grapes are sour anyway.

But in lieu of some super pranks that we all could play, I would suggest taking some really arbit pictures and then going on an uploading spree in order to befuddle and make the lives of the actual ‘India’s Hottest’ people quite miserable.

One could upload pictures of scenery or pictures of some random monuments, or pictures where you are casting the weirdest of poses or something, and then laugh ones guts off at the extreme cheap thrills that it provides.

This above idea is very much in line with three other bright ideas which you can read here (bright idea#1) and here (bright idea#2) and here (bright idea#3 – my favourite).

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