The realms of anti-social behaviour entitle me to come up with snappy answers to polite bullshit conversation, and make sure that those who try and make random chit-chat are kept at bay.
I don’t want to answer people with stuff like – ‘hey, how are you?‘ or ‘did you have your lunch?‘ or something as random, until and unless the person was a real nice guy (or superhot girl) or it was someone who was a good friend of mine, though the latter would know better than to come up with random conversational fillers.
Imagine my indignation when I am just about to stand in the loo to take a leak, and some guy comes and says, ‘Hey, how’s it going?‘.
I decided to make sure he’d never ask me, or possibly someone else this question later on, and said, ‘I just started peeing, its not yet going!‘ and subsequently, chose to give him running commentary with stuff like ‘Now there is even flow, must be all the bottles of water I drank till now‘ and lastly saying, ‘Its not going anymore, I think it stopped!‘.
Betcha our man is not going to ask me again.
How’s it going??
– Muby
Heh heh..freak!
How ARE you?heh heh.
FREAK?
real rich, coming from you. heh.
Kettle calling the pot black?? Or vice versa?
well, I am neither pot-shaped nor kettle-shaped. More like tall glass types. So you decide which one you want to be
, and I’ll take the other one.
If you call me a pot or a kettle shaped person you will have hell to pay! be warned…
yeah, riiiight. Wh t are you going to do? Write a nasty blogpost?
Nah child. I’ll hunt you down and maybe quarter you if i am in the mood