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Tuesday May 22nd 2012

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  • Plotting a transport solution for the Lamb of God concert with @Overtureindia macha, Arpan Peter. 1 day ago
  • "You're a Maoist student" is the new "screw you guys, I'm going home". #SouthPark 1 day ago
  • I have a theory. Maybe Didi didn't understand the accents that the Presidency girls were asking questions in and wanted to just weasel out. 1 day ago
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  • Oh, and as last working date approaches, BB data plan has been brought on and twitter activity has been upped massively. 1 day ago
  • This has been a mega damaar week so far as movie viewing was concerned. Dark Shadows and Department. Both D-grade movies. Such #fail 1 day ago
  • There's retards near Blr railway station slums that throw stones at trains for cheap thrills. I wish I had a shotgun. For cheap thrills. 1 day ago
  • 1. Setup morse code machines in Pakistan 2. Let people put tweets in dots and dashes to me 3.charge data entry fee 4.??????? 5.Profit! 1 day ago
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As usual, weekend comprised of some mindless movie-watching spree, one of which was this movie called ‘Click’, starring Adam Sandler, Christopher Walken and Kate Beckinsale.

Adam Sandler is an associate at a design firm, with David Hasslehoff as his boss, and he desperately wants to be made partner, and is willing to sacrifice family time in order to get there. He has a wife (played by Kate Beckinsale, who is a Goddess!!!) and two kids and a dog, who he neglects, despite his best efforts not to, given the fact that his boss knows about his aspirations and wants to milk the zeal and enthusiasm that Sandler displays to the max, while slacking away himself.

Unable to watch TV because the remote is not even remotely simple to handle, he goes into some store and asks for a universal remote, and Christopher Walken gives him a remote that is to forever change his life.

It is a universal remote in every possible sense, and works on human beings as well as it does on things that can actually work with a remote control. He begins to mute/fast forward through those phases that he doesn’t want to endure, and keeps doing this with disastrous consequences.

At the end of the day, it is a feel good movie for the entire family, that stresses on the importance of family values, how children are not to be neglected, and how it is vital for one’s life to not neglect someone as hot and beautiful as Kate Beckinsale in bed.

I had seen Serendipity, that starred Kate Beckinsale and John Cusack, and would, like all foolish people out there, want to endure something similar in the course ofmy life, not because I want my life to be like a movie, but because I would like it to be like a romantic comedy in its truest sense.

Anyway, I am falling in love with Kate Beckinsale, she’s so beautiful, I have no words. She joins the elite ranks of Elisha Cuthbert, Winona Ryder, Meg Ryan, Nandita Das and quite a few other womens that I am not able to recall straight off the top of my head as of this minute.

As far as ‘Click’ is concerned, watch it just before you are about to go to sleep, and want to sleep well with a big goofy retard-like smile on your face.

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