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  • Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Joaquin Phoenix mustache smiley ------> :-!) 13 hrs ago
  • Highly impressed with @wtsindia coverage of pan-India gigs. 15 hrs ago
  • Plotting a transport solution for the Lamb of God concert with @Overtureindia macha, Arpan Peter. 1 day ago
  • "You're a Maoist student" is the new "screw you guys, I'm going home". #SouthPark 1 day ago
  • I have a theory. Maybe Didi didn't understand the accents that the Presidency girls were asking questions in and wanted to just weasel out. 1 day ago
  • RT @shenoyn: RT @GabbbarSingh: In 2035 Pakistan will ban Pencils. 1 day ago
  • Oh, and as last working date approaches, BB data plan has been brought on and twitter activity has been upped massively. 1 day ago
  • This has been a mega damaar week so far as movie viewing was concerned. Dark Shadows and Department. Both D-grade movies. Such #fail 1 day ago
  • There's retards near Blr railway station slums that throw stones at trains for cheap thrills. I wish I had a shotgun. For cheap thrills. 1 day ago
  • 1. Setup morse code machines in Pakistan 2. Let people put tweets in dots and dashes to me 3.charge data entry fee 4.??????? 5.Profit! 1 day ago
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Archive for June, 2007

Another Gay Ad

After ranting about the HCL Ad, its now time to abuse another advertisement, and the proud distinction for the same goes to the Nivea Men's Fairness Cream ad. (Closely on the lines of the Fair and Handsome Ad) The entire concept of how it is that men aren't complexion conscious has taken a big beating with the introduction of that ad, as more [...]

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My salary account gives me the luxury of withdrawing cash from any ATM without any service charges, and I have managed to use that feature to my advantage on numerous occasions. In recent times, I haven't even gone to my bank's ATM because the other ones were in closer proximity. (In fact, there is an ATM on the 2nd floor of my current [...]

Restructuring One’s Life

Ever since starting work in the IT industry almost three years ago, life has changed in many different ways. The amount of respect that I have for time has now gone up tremendously, after beginning to view a year as comprising of 52 working-weeks and 52 weekends and chartering the course of my life around the same assumptions. A week used to [...]

HCL Advertisement

The HCL Technologies ad (wish I could embed it here through youtube, but alas, almighty proxy doesn't deem it worthy of my viewing) showcases the company's expertise to the layperson watching the telly. What it doesn't realize is that in the course of the entire ad, everything is shown in such an absurd and unrealistic fashion that those within [...]

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June 5th 2007 marked the fortieth anniversary of the Six Day War of 1967, during which Israel successfully fought against Egypt, Jordan and Syria in tandem and managed to double its territory in a short span of less than a week. Supposedly one of the most brilliant ventures in tactical warfare, this war is a case study that most military generals [...]

Spiral Trip

If you're alone in an elevator, and you don't particulary feel like being nice, you could fart in it just before you leave it and the door closes, so that someone else can throw up, specially if you've had something really lousy for your previous meal. Another more innovative thing you could do when you're alone in an elevator (a sizeable one, at [...]

Jesii and Dudleys

Closely following on the heels of this post, I managed to stumble upon this awesome website - Jesus of the Week. Incredibly funny and hilarious. SO many cool Jesii listed on the site. Its amazing, the kind of sites that aren't blocked by our company. Oh Lords, thou art merciful on us. Another thing I learnt was that albino labrador dogs are [...]