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Serial Killer

Bhaiyaji, a good friend of mine, once made a statement that I was among the kind of people that fit the profile of a typical serial killer – built, behaviour, outlook and outward appearance all put together.

Now, one wouldn’t normally pay heed to stuff that Bhaiyaji thought of, specially in the shower, but there have been other instances as well – one in which a colleague of mine said I reminded her of Charles Sobhraj for some strange reason (Charles and I share birthdays, heh) and then there was this other guy who I met yesterday, who thought I looked like a serial killer too.

Too many people saying this is a bit disturbing, and cool at the same time, specially if I give out a ‘don’t mess with me or I will dismember you’ sort of vibe!

Who knows, if I do turn out to be a serial killer one day, I can always blame society for conditioning me to think that I actually was one.

Let me start working on a list of people that I’d like to kill if I ever choose to become a serial killer. Should be fun.

Watch this space.

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One Response to “Serial Killer”

  1. anonymous says:

    hmmm. i’ve hopefully never actually met a serial killer, but i have watched a movie about one, called: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. the movie is so disturbing, you will never forget it for the rest of your life. i certaily remember it all too vividly and can confidently tell you that you look *nothing* like henry. i’m really glad – if you did look like him, i woulda box-kicked you when i first caught sight of you on the street in pondi!!

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