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Thursday February 9th 2012

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  • I see Stan the Rapper ads on youtube before I view videos. Is this an awesome troll exercise in play? Anyone else seen Stan the Rapper? 5 hrs ago
  • toasted bread + nutella + mashed banana stuffing - microwave for 30 seconds. Such joy. Adding honey for the next samwich. 1 day ago
  • back on twitter after ages and wanting to rekindle the Konkani movie discussions with @deepakshenoy and @shenoyn - gentlemen? 1 week ago
  • Craig Thompson's 'Habibi' delivered this morning by @Flipkart ! Yoo hoo! Goodbye weekend social life! :-) 1 week ago
  • Its a wonderful world out there - http://t.co/7VSH89yb 2012-01-04
  • Anyone on my timeline been to Tajikistan? 2011-12-19
  • Oh google. You are awesome. "internet meme of guy mumbling song" led me to the Chacarron Macarron wiki page. 2011-12-16
  • Whatay! Prof. Bhagwan Choudhary puts cameo on S08E06 of Entourage! Such a star the chap is! 2011-12-16
  • Just purchased a pair of nice formal shoes from @zovi - their rates are unbelievable! 2011-12-14
  • Any recommendations on a car that can be hired for one full day in Bangalore? 2011-12-13
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Cheap Thrills

I have a red t-shirt and an orange t-shirt. The former has a collar and the latter is a roundneck type.

So far, “hmmmm! Interesting….”

But the killer part is that either of these two t-shirts, when combined with blue jeans or any other dark shade of pants, will make the wearer (me) blend into one of many supermarket stores as one of the guys who works there.

I happened to notice this on one occasion when I was off buying some milk, when some arbit guy asked me where the aisle for buying toothpaste was.

Cut to yet another occasion at another supermarket where I was asked something else after having been mistaken for one of the guys who worked there.

If the person who asked me the information seems like a nice fella/cute chick (though that has never happened till date), I’d either tell them I am a shopper myself, or direct them in the general direction of what they’re looking for. If its a total jackass who asks me for stuff, he’s redirected to the wooman’s lingerie section or to some other arbit place.

I’m turning into a supermarket-rat, kinda like a mall-rat.

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