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Tuesday May 22nd 2012

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In conversation

Real short post. Worth blogging about, though.

The scene is our office cafeteria, where a few friends and I are sitting around and generally shooting the crap, as a particular Holden Caulfield would frequently say.

friend: Dude, we need to start something on our own. Lets get outta here.

(It is noteworthy to mention here that friend is a dude)

me: watch Lock,Stock.

(friend gives major dirty look)

m: I am serious man, its got some brilliant marketing idea.

(dear Reader, if you don’t know what I am talking about, please watch the movie)

f: No dude, lets start something tech, in the IT field.

m: Easier said than done! You need hajjar capital.

f: No problem man, there are lots of places where you can get capital from.

m: Who’ll give you the cash, your father-in-law?

f: yeah!!

m: Who is your f-i-l?

f: Azim Premji!!

m: He ain’t got no daughters, only sons!!!

f: Same difference.

Now, end of post.

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5 Responses to “In conversation”

  1. tangled says:

    what arbit, yaar.

  2. Aslan says:

    my verification string was less arbit than this post i say. jk. hehe. has me in splits.. prem j(a)i !!

  3. niki shredder says:

    bitch!

    i’m not recruiting you when i have a company of my own.

  4. Hari, Hari, Arbitrary says:

    @ TB – if it is max arbit, don’t put read.

    @ Kutty – Premjai ki Ji. Ob, Prem ki jai too!!

    @ Prem – please dude, I want a job in your exalted company. Don’t shut the door on me. Unless you are prepared for the prospect of a hostile takeover.

    peewcujn (WTF!!)

  5. juan says:

    i had the pleasure of witnessing this :D to shredder’s dismay, that means having at least one witness to validate the post’s authenticity :P
    prem ka jai – premji

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